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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

by soooyeah / 04/30/2009 at 8:15am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

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  • you've chosen a winner.

    #3 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:17pm by laxinmidge

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  • That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

    #1 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:16pm by DRchika

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