Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding things into its barrel. We then watched 'Enemy at the Gates'. I basically endured 4 hours of gun porn. FML

by missbrit / 02/04/2011 at 2:59am / United Kingdom (Staffordshire) / Intimacy

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  • You're just jealous that it wasn't you getting stripped, oiled and having things slid into your "barrel."

    #18 - On 02/04/2011 at 11:07am by perdix

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  • that's guntastic

    #1 - On 02/04/2011 at 10:09am by super3286

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