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Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML


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On 02/03/2011 at 7:28pm - intimacy - by Embarrassed -

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And I wonder what kind of idiot he looks like when he has an orgasm. No one looks cool, I promise.

#2 - On 02/04/2011 at 3:08am by beccusmaximus

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I'd get a second opinion.

#21 - On 02/04/2011 at 3:31am by DaveOnDope

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