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Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML


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On 02/03/2011 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

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What an ass. Hopefully it won't work out between your roommate and him, because it would suck to have to see him that often.

#4 - On 02/03/2011 at 5:36pm by Doortje

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did your friend know you were out with him?

#1 - On 02/03/2011 at 5:26pm by loopy_lulu

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