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Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML


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On 02/02/2011 at 1:16pm - intimacy - by Missy (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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It's up to you, doesn't matter what anyone else says

#3 - On 02/02/2011 at 5:12pm by catatonicsleep

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It's your choice, don't let anyone pressure you into it. But it's a stupid reason to break up with someone. Just because he was ready and you weren't doesn't mean you HAVE to have sex.

#4 - On 02/02/2011 at 5:13pm by Showmehowtolive

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