Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

by anon / 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

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  • why're you complaining now everyone knows you're a great fuck

    #1 - On 01/31/2011 at 7:19pm by xMrAndyTranx

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  • Just "liking" it leaves a lot of things in question.

    Like father, like son?
    She likes it like that too?
    She's glad you finally got laid?
    She's appreciative of your girlfriend's alliteration?

    #14 - On 01/31/2011 at 7:57pm by furburger

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