Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

by yournick / 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Intimacy

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  • Ah, the joys of being a cashier. Some of the people are just so strange.
    This one person — not entirely unlike the OP's — came through my line with one pregnancy test and a single coat hanger. I hope it was a practical joke or something, in both of our cases.

    #6 - On 01/31/2011 at 7:36pm by boopityboppity

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  • crazy old men and their sexual needs, surprised he only got one can

    #2 - On 01/31/2011 at 7:22pm by MrBoredGuy

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