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Today, my fiancé ended our engagement, saying he wanted to have "one last quickie" for the road. He saw nothing wrong with that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33692) - you deserved it (3844)

On 01/31/2011 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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I'll never understand why men expect sex after dumping their girlfriend. Isn't the breakup painful enough without letting it be obvious you only loved her for the sex?

#12 - On 01/31/2011 at 5:32pm by Mirorbo

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It is better to find out before you get married than after. That sucks for you, OP, but you are better off this way.

#3 - On 01/31/2011 at 5:12pm by UpsidedownKayak

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