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Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML


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On 01/25/2011 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by totallyscrewedomg - United States (Texas)

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.....Raging? And you probably should have had some idea what was going to happen within the next couple of minutes. Unless you weren't watching the movie, hmmm?

#6 - On 01/25/2011 at 6:21pm by Crimsonhead

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nothing like cuddling up to a good porno

#10 - On 01/25/2011 at 6:23pm by GawZ

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