Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML
by Anonymous / 01/22/2011 at 7:12pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
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Should've mentioned sex, it's a great calorie burner.
#5 - On 01/23/2011 at 3:31am by jibz
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#4 - On 01/23/2011 at 3:30am by craigkid
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