Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML

by Anonymous / 01/22/2011 at 7:12pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy

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  • Should've mentioned sex, it's a great calorie burner.

    #5 - On 01/23/2011 at 3:31am by jibz

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  • spit ..

    #4 - On 01/23/2011 at 3:30am by craigkid

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