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Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought my girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32234) - you deserved it (5301)

On 01/22/2011 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by ohsnap (man) - United States (New York)

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Dogs and pussies have never really gotten along much, y'know.

#2 - On 01/22/2011 at 7:36pm by Filitov

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Number 1 reason the pets should never be in the same room as 2 people having sex. it never works out.

#3 - On 01/22/2011 at 7:37pm by shortymac

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