Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML

by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 12:52am / United States / Intimacy

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  • Undoing someones pants while they're asleep isn't romantic. He's a guy you could have just woken him up and told him you were horny.

    #4 - On 01/15/2011 at 6:11am by livewire1701

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  • It was a knee-jerk reaction. It happens to the best of us.

    #1 - On 01/15/2011 at 6:10am by rockhound

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