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Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (137062) - you deserved it (10240)

On 04/29/2009 at 11:47am - intimacy - by fingerfuckd (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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that's your cue to leave her, run away as fast as you can

#1 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:00pm by sbcpunkrocker

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Bitch is crazy. Run. Run away.

#4 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:02pm by HurriKaty

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