Today, I realised it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I also realised taking a dump is more satisfying. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2011 at 8:22pm / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Intimacy
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Someone is ready for anal!
#1 - On 01/03/2011 at 3:04am by suckmyassitsmell
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Too bad this is fake. Girls don't shit. The poop fairy comes and takes it directly from their lower digestive tracts with her magic wand.
#10 - On 01/03/2011 at 3:23am by suckmyassitsmell
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