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Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML

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On 01/17/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Perpetually F-ed. - United States (Massachusetts)

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"a tube of half-used lube".. this is really different than a half-used tube of lube..

#20 - On 03/23/2011 at 6:35pm by audyy

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what is Astroglide? seriously? *google is my friend* Ewww. lol.

#5 - On 02/22/2009 at 12:56pm by AliSama

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