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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML


I agree, your life sucks (43780) - you deserved it (10529)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

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don't complain, your boyfriend rocks.

#3 - On 12/13/2010 at 5:01pm by lil_miss_blair

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After that, did he conjure up an orgasm with his "magic wand"?

#5 - On 12/13/2010 at 5:03pm by SynchronicityII

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