Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
by Wisconsin love / 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
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don't complain, your boyfriend rocks.
#3 - On 12/13/2010 at 5:01pm by lil_miss_blair
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After that, did he conjure up an orgasm with his "magic wand"?
#5 - On 12/13/2010 at 5:03pm by SynchronicityII
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