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Today, I was going through my mom's old yearbook. There was a page long note from her friend talking about my mother's crazy drunk sex stories and describing multiple sexual encounters she had while on a pool table. I am deeply scarred forever. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22240) - you deserved it (8753)

On 12/06/2010 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

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ydi for actually continuing to read the whole page. sicko

#4 - On 12/07/2010 at 3:07am by shakethat

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well instead of waisting your energy on being "scarred for life" get out there and make your own crazy sex history, just make sure no one writes, tweet, facebook, et al about it! so in the future your kids won't be in your situation.
oh and just be glad if you were not conceived that night, if yes then FYL!

#7 - On 12/07/2010 at 3:13am by zattele

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