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Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30340) - you deserved it (3743)

On 11/27/2010 at 2:08am - intimacy - by >{%£•¥ - United States (Oregon)

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#6 - On 11/27/2010 at 10:16am by kayleigh_fail

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Does this really affect your life in the least?

#10 - On 11/27/2010 at 10:31am by toastygoat

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