Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML

by BARF / 04/27/2009 at 9:51am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • YDI for not knowing your limits

    #1 - On 04/27/2009 at 5:34pm by pancakes_n_syrup

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  • You must give terrible blow jobs if you can't even stick a whole finger in your mouth without vomiting.

    #7 - On 04/27/2009 at 5:36pm by lyndis

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