Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
by Anonymous / 11/07/2010 at 5:00pm / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy
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Look on the bright side OP. At least you didn't decide you needed to stretch your legs. You coulda kneed him in the balls, and then no dick for you!
#3 - On 11/07/2010 at 6:31pm by yourlifesfucked
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Meh, it happens.
#11 - On 11/07/2010 at 6:51pm by amberbby69
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