By jo1429 - 31/10/2010 21:27 - United States

Spicy
Today, I got into a car accident. While getting my things out of the car to bring into the tow truck, I noticed the handcuffs from my Halloween costume were still in the trunk. The tow truck driver noticed before I did, because he smiled, winked, and asked if I needed any more help. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 550
You deserved it 5 358

Same thing different taste

Comments

FreshSalad 1

Well it is called **** my life... So I'd assume so.

/ , , / / ' - . ` ( ) / ` . - ' . - - _ ' ( ) ' _ - - . / / ` / ` " " ` ` | | > < | | / / ' .__ . ' HAPPY HALLOWEEENN!!!

#25 you must have a lot of time on your hands...

You got me handcuffed Locked up cardiac arrest baby Cuz I'm in love with you You got me handcuffed Dont stop tie me up right now baby That's all I wanna do

bravesfan112233 0
KingDingALing 9

I dig fat chicks. *Borat voice* NOT!

JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

I'm a creepy guy... wait I meant girl! Grr... now I'm confused!!!

if you're not married you should of said yes. Don't just use your cuffs for Halloween!

You have to pay to have your car fixed somehow. Beggars can't be choosers. It's time to swallow your pride and make that truck driver's day.

ShorTiE4LyFe 0

Swallow something else too! ;)

she's goin to be swallowing a little more than pride. XD

-naive look- what else is she swallowing :o

Wee-woo!!! How is this an FML? At least he didn't turn to you and yelled at you for been a sick pervert.

lori_lovee 0
zkchild 0

Make sure to get in there nice and deep like. Ummm Hmmmm