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Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, her pet bird whistled a tune she'd been trying to teach it. She stopped and congratulated it, and I took the chance to move it to the other room to prevent further distraction. She got mad and wouldn't let me back in bed because I just "untrained it." FML


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On 10/13/2010 at 10:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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You obviously don't know how hard it is to train a bird. Neither do I, but still I guess it's more difficult than having sex.

#6 - On 10/13/2010 at 1:17pm by DjeePee

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It's her bird, not yours. So why'd you even move it anyway? Totally unnecessary. Just pick up where you left off and keep going. Gives your little man a breather anyway so he can calm down and go the distance.

Also while training animals or children, you don't separate them from you when they're doing something you want to encourage - that's what you do when you want them to knock it off. Whining, screaming, barking... you ignore and leave the room. That's essentially what you did.

#25 - On 10/13/2010 at 2:57pm by alexFYL

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