Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML

by Anonymous / 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

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  • I bet your throat hurts from crashing into his pole ;)

    #1 - On 10/05/2010 at 3:15am by SirWhatsHisFace

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  • Well, that you kind of deserve. I don't see why you humans even drive cars, they are so dangerous.
    -Fluffy McTiger

    #4 - On 10/05/2010 at 3:17am by TheTigerRoars

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