Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
by Anonymous / 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
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I bet your throat hurts from crashing into his pole ;)
#1 - On 10/05/2010 at 3:15am by SirWhatsHisFace
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Well, that you kind of deserve. I don't see why you humans even drive cars, they are so dangerous.
#4 - On 10/05/2010 at 3:17am by TheTigerRoars
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