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Today, I got a text from my ex: "I miss you." I was happy to hear this, so I replied "Really?" I got in return "Not really, I'm just really horny and thinking of you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30042) - you deserved it (5215)

On 10/02/2010 at 2:25am - intimacy - by rawr101 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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well guys have needs...

#1 - On 10/02/2010 at 10:04am by Gfrigo

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Oh come on. It's not like you're NEVER in the mood. he was just being honest.

#2 - On 10/02/2010 at 10:05am by Smyth

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