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Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10615) - you deserved it (39336)

On 10/02/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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wow, don't get drunk. problem fixed.

#3 - On 10/02/2010 at 6:14am by lenalee96

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Now maybe you can work together at giving you a toe curling, skull crushing orgasm every now and then. We wouldn't want him to end up with brother status because he isn't doing it for you.

#4 - On 10/02/2010 at 6:17am by CallMeHush

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