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Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41455) - you deserved it (4500)

On 09/30/2010 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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wow...that would be absolutely horrifying lol.

#1 - On 09/30/2010 at 1:12pm by its_tuesday

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Oh wow. Not many things are more embarassing then crapping yourself infront of someone, or whilst getting intimate :(

I feel for you OP.

#13 - On 09/30/2010 at 1:23pm by Miolene

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