Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML

by ohyaknow / 09/30/2010 at 5:56am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy

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  • well that's just too bad. man up and tell him so he can maybe work on giving you one!

    #1 - On 09/30/2010 at 10:05am by codgod93

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  • That is a question no man should ever ask -- there is only one answer that will always be given.

    As far as we are concerned, it doesn't matter to us whether your orgasms are real or not, they are just signals that we are doing it right. If you are faking, you are just screwing yourself (figuratively) because you are letting him get away with inadequate performance.

    If you lay there quietly as he pumps away, he might get the hint that he has work to do down there with his fingers and his tongue.

    #10 - On 09/30/2010 at 10:16am by perdix

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