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Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35940) - you deserved it (3265)

On 09/20/2010 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Thomas - United States (Oregon)

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when you land remember to......
hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide your husband coz they're rapin' errbody out there!

#23 - On 09/20/2010 at 11:04am by hairt

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Did you enjoy the book? ;)

#1 - On 09/20/2010 at 10:20am by tpea

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