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Today, I crawled into bed naked, wanting to get some and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass and said 'oh' then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML


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On 09/16/2010 at 1:13am - intimacy - by bonesniffer (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I feel sorry for your boyfriend if you expect him to do all the work. Ummm you need to do more then just show up naked!

#5 - On 09/16/2010 at 6:16am by sourgirl101

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you sound like my wife. do woman think men are that shallow that all you have to do is get naked in front of us and wham were ready to go. do think so. try doing something for him. I bet he has no problem doing things for you in that manner.

#32 - On 09/16/2010 at 7:51am by 123jeff456

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