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Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML


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On 09/06/2010 at 8:50am - intimacy - by sad-sexed (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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YDI. If you didn't want to have sex, then you should have told him that you wouldn't have sex.

#5 - On 09/06/2010 at 12:59pm by callmecourtney

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You offered it. He took it.

#8 - On 09/06/2010 at 1:01pm by Igor_g5

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