Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML
by Buzzie / 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
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just say, I do have a boyfriend, he's just battery operated ;).
#31 - On 09/02/2010 at 7:42pm by RoccoRox
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Did you at least have fun?
#19 - On 09/02/2010 at 7:31pm by 5t3ff1k4h
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