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Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy, when suddenly he pulled out and told me that "he had another fat chick meeting him in twenty minutes." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30351) - you deserved it (13454)

On 08/29/2010 at 3:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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YDI for having sex with someone outside of a good relationship.

#8 - On 08/29/2010 at 10:09am by Vehicle

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ydi it for having sex with men you barely know.

#23 - On 08/29/2010 at 10:25am by cathy0x

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