Today, I took my date out for dinner to a seafood restaurant and she ordered expensive prawns. Later, when we had sex, she started to complain about her stomach hurting and then had diarrhea for hours. Great job prawns. FML

by Matt / 08/29/2010 at 12:53am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • I took my date to a seafood restaurant once, also, but there was a fight. Yeah, some fish got battered.

    #5 - On 08/29/2010 at 6:06am by mitchn60

    See in context

  • Did she go to the bathroom before having diarrhea or were you guys still in bed when that happened?

    #12 - On 08/29/2010 at 6:20am by Coccinelle

    See in context