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Today, I took my date out for dinner to a seafood restaurant and she ordered expensive prawns. Later, when we had sex, she started to complain about her stomach hurting and then had diarrhea for hours. Great job prawns. FML


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On 08/29/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Matt - Canada (British Columbia)

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I took my date to a seafood restaurant once, also, but there was a fight. Yeah, some fish got battered.

#5 - On 08/29/2010 at 6:06am by mitchn60

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Did she go to the bathroom before having diarrhea or were you guys still in bed when that happened?

#12 - On 08/29/2010 at 6:20am by Coccinelle

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