Today, my girlfriend and I were role playing when her mum walked past the slightly open door, saw me, and chased me out of the house for stealing her baby's innocence. I was only wearing a red speedo. FML

by yeah / 08/27/2010 at 7:16pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy

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  • What the hell kind of role were you playing, rapist?
    Next time, close the door.

    #5 - On 08/27/2010 at 8:14pm by RedPillSucks

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  • you deserve it for not fully closing the door, parents see an open door as an open invitation to come "see how you're going" or randomly check what you want for dinner, even if you have the same meal on the same day every week.

    #16 - On 08/27/2010 at 8:27pm by AMMYFIST

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