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Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and now it is stuck on the desktop. It is a shared computer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9299) - you deserved it (66573)

On 08/26/2010 at 6:09am - intimacy - by fmylife (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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Do these steps in order until you delete the file.

1. Restart the computer then delete again.
2. Use this program called Unlocker. (Search with google)
3. Go to start, Run, type: "cmd" press enter, then write: bcdedit.exe /delete {current}, then press enter. Now close cmd and go back and try deleting.

The file can't still be there now.

#7 - On 08/26/2010 at 10:14am by TheComputerGuy96

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omg that sucks

#1 - On 08/26/2010 at 10:06am by EminemTM

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