Today, my boyfriend started to kiss my boobs. I am pregnant and started my lactation period. Now every time he looks at me he calls me milky way. FML
by ananomus / 08/22/2010 at 12:26am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
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Kick him in the nuts and call him nutcracker.
#9 - On 08/22/2010 at 6:36am by fadingaway
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at least your boyfriend has a sense of humor
#11 - On 08/22/2010 at 6:38am by Ariasmake_1
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