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Today, at a family dinner, my new husband compared deciding to marry me to buying a used car. Some of the similarites included looking under the hood and finding out how many previous owners there were. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28177) - you deserved it (6968)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by carwife - Canada (Ontario)

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how many miles you have makes a difference in my book. No one likes a loose goose.

#2 - On 08/21/2010 at 6:46am by adotstud

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did he change your oil?

#6 - On 08/21/2010 at 6:51am by Vampyro94

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