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Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house is haunted because she hears a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22514) - you deserved it (12761)

On 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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Grandma: "Honey, there's no such things as ghosts. That's just mommy getting laid"

^Now there's an FML ;)

#24 - On 08/07/2010 at 3:28am by sourgirl101

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lol ydi for being a screamer

#3 - On 08/07/2010 at 3:16am by Jessi_the_sexii

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