Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML
by kinky / 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
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Can't you just make up an excuse ?
#6 - On 08/05/2010 at 3:11am by turtlemansam
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How the fuck do you masturbate intensely enough to dislocate your shoulder?
#17 - On 08/05/2010 at 3:15am by allmidnighteyes
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