Today, my best friend who I've known since high school is getting married. I'm supposed to give a toast during the reception about how great the bride and groom are. I've been sleeping with the groom for the past 7 months. FML

by Emily / 08/03/2010 at 7:54pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy

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  • uh. well done. i suppose now, you can give a speech about how awesome you know the groom will be in bed with your best friend! you're the bestest best friend in the whooole world~

    #1 - On 08/04/2010 at 3:21am by chocolateybar

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  • Id hate to have you as a friend! Fuck her life not yours..hey maybe in your toast you can hint out what a whore you are :D

    #7 - On 08/04/2010 at 3:24am by Nightxx

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