I'm so disappointed that this story started with the phrase "milk it," and then never had any reference to titties! :(
I once was making out with this girl who was sitting in my lap and she said, "I like your size."
I asked, "You can tell it just from sitting on my lap?"
And she said, "I meant sighs!"
That's a true story.
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Looks like you should have kept your mouth shut.
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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