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Today, I told my boyfriend that I like it when he moans while we're having sex. Unfortunately, he interpreted that as "milk it". The sound is so obnoxious, it's starting to ruin the sex. FML

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On 08/02/2010 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by toomuchlove (woman) - United States (California)

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I'm so disappointed that this story started with the phrase "milk it," and then never had any reference to titties! :(

I once was making out with this girl who was sitting in my lap and she said, "I like your size."
I asked, "You can tell it just from sitting on my lap?"
And she said, "I meant sighs!"
That's a true story.

#67 - On 08/03/2010 at 7:41am by perdix

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Looks like you should have kept your mouth shut.

#1 - On 08/03/2010 at 3:16am by Raleigh_bruh

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