Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML

by Anonymous / 07/31/2010 at 7:24pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

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  • Don't ever be that desperate... ew.

    #1 - On 08/01/2010 at 3:26am by A1V

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  • it really doesn't sound that bad. anyone still picking up girls in a bar at 80 has got to have some fun and spunk in there.

    #12 - On 08/01/2010 at 3:34am by Azlia

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