Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walk out to the living room, and tell my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He says no, and then pretends to fall asleep. FML
by Anonymous90 / 07/24/2010 at 7:59pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Intimacy
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Who needs lingerie? Walk out there naked. Duh!
#7 - On 07/25/2010 at 3:09am by nicknesser
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#1 - On 07/25/2010 at 3:04am by OwNowBrownCow
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