Today, I put the vacuum cleaner hose against my neck to give me a hickey, so that it would look like I got some action. FML
by allalone / 07/13/2010 at 8:33pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
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who were you trying to impress?
#3 - On 07/14/2010 at 3:05am by milakitty21
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Stop playing with your vacuum hose and go to a club or a party....then maybe you can get laid
#2 - On 07/14/2010 at 3:04am by srunano
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