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Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off on the golf course once it was dark. Who would've thought that sprinklers start up once it's pitch dark. I got a lot wetter than I thought I would. FML


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On 07/13/2010 at 4:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

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I see what you did there ;)

#2 - On 07/13/2010 at 10:05am by danii_s2

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honestly that would make it more awesome for me. if you can't handle water touching you during sex, then your just a loser

#7 - On 07/13/2010 at 10:07am by paintball2012

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