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Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47646) - you deserved it (6470)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)

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how electrifying

#16 - On 02/07/2009 at 11:56pm by WhatThePhuc

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dude that -sucks.- ...well, it doesn't, which i guess is the problem.

#5 - On 02/06/2009 at 9:49pm by jbeach204

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