This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 204
You deserved it 216 025

Dearknon tells us more.

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

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You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

YDI for being a cheating, lying bastard!

Sooo how angry did you get? On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown...

islandjew247 0

uhh ydi man, cheating totally not the way to go.

YANKSFAN4EVER 0

That's what u get for cheating.

Great Kobe when I grow uppp I'll be just like you XD

tell her she's lying no one believes a phsyco ex- girlfriend

what a bitch! just tell your girl she's lying cause she's jealous and u broke her heart before

you got what you deserve op. I hate fmls about people who feel bad for themselves when they get caught cheating.

it's fuckwits like you that give guys a bad name.

heyygirll 0

shutupppp you douche wad wtff loserrrrr

41 you talk about drugs so much I bet you don't even do them and you're some little punk ass kid tryin to be hard.

StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0

Keep your pimphand strong & you won't be having these problems, playa.

True dat. If my pimp had better pimp slaps, maybe I wouldn't be keeping some of his money.

cbr600_fml 0

op that happen to me it's an easy fix just tell ur girlfriend that ur ex is still not over u and she can't stand the fact tht ur with someone else

FTC_Socialist 3

epic win, 20! and I agree. why would you feel bad for something you set yourself up for?

I don't understand why people post these FML's thinking they're going to get sympathy from us or something. I mean, no one likes a cheater.

Kaycieeee 0

ydi for being a straight-up DUMBASS.

peanut butter jelly with a baseball batt!

Another "Today, I woke up being an asshole just like any other day, but today my assholedness has backfired straight back up my ass.... ouch. :( people, GIVE ME SYMPATHY." post. Sigh.

smiles4life 1

that's why you shouldn't be a man ***** and cheat on your girlfriend. karma's a bitch. YDI

green_eyes124 0

hahaha that was brilliant matt! ; p

smiles4life 1

93, nice tattoo. I bet that hurt alot! lol

Ydi for being a cheating, lying bastard

Raleigh_bruh 7

^ Pretty much what she said. Being a skutta is never attractive.

RaKum12 0

lol at matts comment. 73 u look good

20 wins teh internetz and cheating isn't good, but neither is that kinda confrontation.

The op never said whether it was true or not

YDI dumb ass. You got cut off and **** blocked all in one pass!!

Bree757 0

YDI for tryin to b a pimp..

172. op clearly said ex who he was seeing on the side... learn to read

cbr600_fml 0

136 no not at all I have another one on my other rib cage a lot bigger that one did hurt like a b-I-t-c-h

she should be the one writing the FML not u, UDI for cheating

babygirl316 0

lmao that's rough but if I was the chick getting that told to I'd knock the bitch out lmaao (:

you can't take credit for that joke.. I've seen it before on Fml

sweetcheeksjvl 0

that's what you get fuckerrrrr!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha YDI

op u r a dumbass @20 wins everything BEST. CALL. EVER. but serious op u thought you'd come on here and people would feel sorry for u bzzzz wrong dumbass mother ******

oneloveeee 0

you deserve it punk bitch !

NzxtZ06 0

how is this **** your life, miserable jackass.

NzxtZ06 0

damn 128 that pic is effin pro.

20-win , Ydi bitch go milk a cow xD I hate these fml's. They have no point.

serves ya right asshole what kinda dick are you? i mean **** people who cheat if you wanne **** 2 chicke dont date....

yeah if I was your girlfriend I would've chris browned the both of you. oh 24 is hell cute just saying haha (:

sleepyhungry93 0

fyl and the op said seeing on the side, not ******* on the side. I bet the op just wanted to become normal friends with the ex. although i guess he doesn't want to now.

ucofresh 4

Before marriage?? You definitely have issues.

An ex you have been sleeping with, while dating someone else, only one expression: YDI!

_GushiLoverr_ 0
mclostthankgod 1

your not pretty. you look like a man with fake ****

Roflmaaark 0

Thatd make a good start for a porno

so you lie to your gf? when what the ex was saying was truth? you obviously don't care or respect your gf to cheat on her and then lie when she is told the truth. you make me sick.

he said he was seeing his ex on the side, so yes it's true, he is cheating.

Mumbellosity711 0

Sounds like some new slang word for a sex position "Dude,I completely Chris browned on her face last night" xD

leadrunner751 3

haha 20!!! but really OP y wud u even call this an fml.. u got some problems YDIx1000,000,000

that's what you get for going back to an ex. you obviously left her the first time for a reason, oh ya cause she's a bitch. probably planned that out for months

or Ike Turner while we're at it. he's the original.

dannyshreds92 0

wow totally not cool. sweet I've got a necklace just like that

chocodrop100 0

go number twenty four! dude, this is coming from a girl. if you're a lying, cheating douchemonkey, it's gonna come back and bite you in the ass. and your exgirlfriend was prolly tired of being the one "on the side". asshole.

#17 is stupid cuz maybe he wasn't cheating and his ex is still holding a grudge!

Vinnythefish 0

I got a dog, it's female... named it Karma. :)

172, he did say in the in the FML post that he was seeing his ex gf on the side... what she said may not have been 100% accurate, but seeing her on the side at all was bad enough.

This was stated in a previous reply to a previous comment. The OP clearly stated that he was seeing his ex on the side.

People! I think the FML is implying that the ex was intentionally trying to sabotage the current relationship!

He admitted to seeing his ex on the side dumbass

mcgonagle 0

you deserve it for being a cheating bitch. and first comment!!

brit8741 0

YDI for being a cheating jerk. FHL for being with you.

GothKitty19 0

Hey she could of made it up

amazinggbaby 2

gothkitty, it says in the fml that he WAS cheating on his girlfriend with her so what the ex girlfriend said was true

joseph4242423 0

3, that was 5 words, and 50, WTF you smokin and where can I get some.

lmfao awe doesn't your life suck you lumpy diarrhea piece of shit -_- you're pathetic. you deserve to die in a tragic anal sex accident involving a midget. a Cow and a chicken -_-

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

Everyone assumes that he actually is cheating on her. But what if he's not? What if the ex is just being a lying bitch and trying to **** up ops life? Does no one think that's possible?

63- He said "my ex girlfriend that I've been seeing on the side." that kind of gives it away.

he said he was seeing her on the side. READ FOOL !!

All four of you said the same exact thing. /:

requiem360 0

well he did say he was seeing his ex on the side. read the post first, then comment

why do you have to assume it's always the "crazy ex's" fault? there are just as many asshole guys as there are bitchy girls in the world. more, from my experience. sounds like both girls are getting ****** over in this scenario.

Ah. I apologize. I read it wrong lol. U deserve it. Jackass.

Lol I am!!! I ocasionly speed read through fmls o.O

DoNotEnter 5

"seeing on the side." Did you even read it?

He said that he's seeing his ex on the side, smart ass

FallyourLs 0

why do people try to be the first comment stil? that's old as the hills. nobody cares. you also failed.

FallyourLs 0

who moderates comments? lmao

SlipKnoT_Fukk 0

**** you op your the reason girls dont trust the rest of us good guys. go live a lonely miserable life for lying and cheating you ****.

cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

congrats man!! you scored two at once!! way to be a stain on society !!! idn if I should call u a prick or and asshole so I'm gonna go with both.