Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML

by Holymoly / 01/14/2009 at 4:10pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy

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  • my friend fell asleep under his girl before....hey, shit happens, specially when your drinking....

    #5 - On 03/17/2009 at 9:01pm by cornflake33

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  • hello you were drunk?
    has she ever been drunk?

    #11 - On 05/28/2009 at 12:39am by privatee

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