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Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML


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On 06/25/2010 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by HaleyDrew08 - United States

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ok one: unless you are a pro or have actually bikini waxed before like in a course. NEVER EVER do it yourself. two: there us such a thing as hot wax and strip wax, and depending on what you are using you have to apply the wax a certain way and pull a certain way. three: If you are a girl, waxing in that area is more painful when you are or close to having, your period. fourthly: you have to taught (pull your skin tight) your skin so it is less painful. the softer or flexiable the skin the more chances it will hurt and brusies will form.

#41 - On 06/26/2010 at 8:17am by Daniiw07

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did you take tips from Kourtney Kardashian? never re heat the wax....

#17 - On 06/26/2010 at 6:34am by jennio

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