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Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61307) - you deserved it (12875)

On 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by WorstLifeEver - United States

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What an ass.

#1 - On 06/25/2010 at 3:22am by Nena713

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Surprise Butt Secks!!

#3 - On 06/25/2010 at 3:22am by JonathanRawr

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